The Stowaway

This is Farmer Jack.

Jack likes to play with Farmer Jack while he's getting his diaper changed or his pajamas on at night. Last night Jack was playing with Farmer Jack while getting ready for bed. Soon I noticed that Farmer Jack had disappeared, but assumed that he had gotten thrown over the edge of the changing table, as that is pretty common. I thought nothing of it.

Last night, at 2:30am, I putting Jack to bed for the 4th time that night, and felt something in his pants. I pulled it out and, lo and behold, there was Farmer Jack. He decided to stowaway in Jack's pants for the night. The strange thing was that I didn't feel him while putting Jack to put the first time, or the three subsequent times after that. Apparently Farmer Jack is just sneaky like that.